Bushworld, ever weirder

Homeland what?

Anybody over the age of five who has been driven around San Diego, California, in any kind of a vehicle with windows knows that that beautiful city and its shoreline are about 101% military. But Homeland Security has removed San Diego from the list of places feared to be targets of terrorism.

The potential targets HLS does list include a petting zoo, a "Mule Day" parade and a popcorn factory.

Full disclosure: this is not a joke, folks. Real stuff from the real zoo in Washington, D.C. (with humble apologies to the more intelligent species inhabiting traditional zoos.)